Megan Fox is hard at work filming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, and at this point we’ll spare you the joke about how her co-stars are also hard at work.
Last week, we saw Megan in a blonde wig making her best porn star faces for the camera.
Today, we give you Megan in a school girl uniform making two cops very happy that they passed that civil service exam:
Megan is married, and we’re sure her interaction with the boys in blue didn’t go any further than a photo-op, but if it’s any consolation to these guys, Megan has talked about her sexless marriage in the past, so at least we all know Brian Austin Green ain’t gettin’ any either.
In a sense, it’s tragic that no one gets to have sex with Megan Fox, but it’s also a great comfort. Thinking that BAG was hitting it was like watching some douche win the Powerball jackpot.
It doesn’t actually affect your life in any way, but for some reason, the thought of it kinda ruins your day.
When you think about, Megan is basically the greatest servant of mankind since Mother Theresa.
Not only is she putting our minds at ease by rejecting her husband on a nightly basis, she’s also lending her talents to cinematic cow flop like Ninja Turtles 2 as a favor to dudes who get dragged to the theater by their kids.
God bless you, Mrs. Fox.
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